We all know what they say about sax players. Disco kid. Does Karate and organises the occasional triathlon, in which he is beaten by Ted. 
Once a  member of "Swamp Women". (a band). 
His dues were  paid in the clubs of northern England.
Expert on carpet. And Rhino Superfloor, whatever that is. 
Has amazing ability to play right handed guitar left-handed without first moving the strings. No, we can't believe it either. 
Also expert on Stella (Artois).